Mister Pterodactyl
Saturday, October 30, 2004
I didn't want to do this...
...I really didn't. But I picked up today's Milwaukee Journal Sentinel and the headline is about the new bin Laden tape. It reads, 'Bin Laden Surprise' and the subtitle is 'His threat of more attacks throws uncertainty into election.'

Uncertainty. Got that? Because everything was so straightforward before. We were on track for a nice, clear-cut election that wasn't causing any stress, doubt, worry, distress, exasperation or ulcers for anybody. CURSE YOU, BIN LADEN!

I mean really, who writes this stuff?

Todd, Todd... I hope you have pre-empted the explosion by administering duct tape, chewing gum, and OldWhig's love. Political blogging at this time is not very expedient; not very yellow-belty... I thought I taught you better.
Boston wins World Series, Packers beat 'Skins, Bush beats Kerry-- the curse is broken.
You've pre-empted me. I was going to point out the Red Sox angle too.
I was calling it for Larouche from the beginning.
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